Rising from the Dead

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.  The undertaker told the husband," You can have the shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him that he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked,"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when could spend only $150?".  The man replied," Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later the rose form the dead. I am afraid it will happen to my wife."